Chapter 31

Daphne’s settling down (and apparently marking her territory!)! Is this the end of the world?

Daphne: You know, I don’t know why you said no, Lyle. I’m rich, beautiful, gorgeous, successful, influential….

Lyle: You wet yourself.

Daphne: That’s nothing money can’t fix!

Daphne: Will you marry me now?

Lyle: Of course! Especially now that we’re in a clean spot!

He soon got a makeover.

Daphne soon visited Evan’s house to tell them the news.

And while she was gone, Eric passed away, too. RIP Eric.

Lyle, you barely knew the guy. Calm down a bit.

And the family cemetery got updated.

 

Daphne: I’m so sad that Eric died. I have no idea how I know this because I’ve been here the whole day. I almost forgot to tell you that I’m getting married to Lyle.

Kirstin: Shouldn’t you be telling Evan this, too?

Eva took this news hard, too.

But she seemed to get over it quickly thanks to Percy.

Really, Daph? First you (almost) take her husband, now you take her bed, too? What’s the matter with you?

At least you have your hair this time.

It turns out that Devon, Daphne’s brother, also died recently. I’m not sure Daphne remembers him or even cares.

Especially with a baby on the way.

Daphne: Yes! This is great for reelection.

Ghost cameo! Even while he’s dead, Brighton still finds the time to share his love of computers.

Oddly enough, Eva finished mourning over Eric before Percy did.

And Felix was using the sympathy card to find a special someone.

Daphne: Hi son. I was gonna tell you this a while back, but you weren’t here. I’m now married to my former boyfriend Lyle and we’re expecting a baby. So now you’re going to have a half-sibling.

Evan: Shouldn’t I meet this guy?

Daphne: No. Why are you so shocked? It’s not like I’ve been a good mother before.

Evan: That’s true, but it’s never too late to start.

Meanwhile, Felix was ignoring curfew. And Eva wasn’t lenient about this.

Eva: Felix, I was worried sick about you. Where were you?

Felix: It’s only 11:08!

Eva: I don’t want to hear about it. You’re grounded!

At least he still has inventing.

Daphne was planning way more for this child than when she was pregnant with Evan.

And Eva soon reached the top of her career.

Too bad the townies didn’t like this.

Lyle soon began to take responsibility for the baby.

Daphne used her pregnancy to get some more votes.

Percy: I saw Brighton the other day.

Eva: I’m pregnant.

Percy: What?

Eva: You mean the sweats didn’t give it away?

Percy: I thought you just wanted to be comfy?

Eva: Whatever. My pregnancy cravings are kicking in.

Eva: Now I want to get a massage.

That’s not the entrance to the spa, Eva. And is that glow healthy for the baby?

Pregnancy twins! Other than the shoes, skin tones, facial features, and hair, of course.

These pictures are weird because of the identical wardrobes. But I’d say that Eva wore it better. :P

This must be awkward. A super villain visiting her relative employed in the military. Well, then again, her husband’s a police man, so they must be okay with her career choice.

Felix met a new girl named Athena. He liked her. It helped that she had custom content hair.

A couple of buildings away, Daphne entered labor.

Yet Felix was talking about toothbrushes.

And birthday cakes.

Meet Esmeralda Timberson everyone! (These past few names have been unique, haven’t they?)

And Daphne still only thinks about herself.

I feel like we should begin to include a picture at the end of each chapter saying who’s ‘mother of the year’ and why. :P

At least she redeems herself easily.

And at least Esmeralda hasn’t touched the floor yet.

And now it’s Eva’s turn to be the mother of the year. This picture would be better with the evil glow.

This girl’s definitely a keeper.

Meet Forrest Timberson, everyone! (And a lady prejudice towards criminals)

She is evil, after all.

At least she protects her son from cavities?

Looks like Lyle is trying to win the best parent competition. And from seeing his opponents, he just might win.

Please don’t have a son, Daph. There’s barely enough room in the house as is.

Pretty soon, it was Esmeralda's birthday.

 

She looks like Fantasia’s twin. But her hair color is lighter. It’s more of Alice’s than Daphne’s hair.

And it was also Forrest’s birthday.

He looks just like Eva. And the complete opposite of Esmeralda.

I’m pretty sure this is the only picture I have of them which can apply for Toddler Spam.

Felix continued to hang out with Athena.

Yup, they’re definitely taking it slow.

Looks like Lyle has some competition for the parent of the year award!

Um, Percy, that’s not your child, just so you know…

Lyle: People can break hearts. Your mom broke lots of boys’ hearts before we married.

Lyle, is this what you should really be telling your child?

Lyle: Hey, Ted Mosby does it! I should, to!

Eva, there’s no room for you to have a kid, either.

Lyle: I had to win over your mom.

Okay, you rejected her proposal, not the other way around. At least she’s almost done with this skill.

So it turns out I also had this toddler spam picture. I probably have others too.

And Felix and Athena still were in the friend zone.

And it turns out I had even more. Let’s end this chapter on a cute note.

With Eva, Daphne, Percy, Felix, Lyle, Esmeralda, and Forrest, what will happen to the eighth slot in the house?  Will Athena and Felix hook up? Will somebody eventually win the parent of the year award? Will we try to consistently update?