The Timbersons: Chapter 25

Last time, Candace died and Daphne had some drunken adventures. Let’s just be thankful that I played that chapter long, long before Late Night was even confirmed. Actually, I think Daphne would’ve been funner with clubs and stuff.

Daphne is currently celebrating the next day with a hangover.

But she still manages to gracefully aim for the toilet, and go to work in her shnazzy uniform.

After work, Cassie was stunned by her daughter’s new makeover.

Cassie: Daphne Timberson! What has gotten into you? Have you been going to those raves again?

Daphne suddenly added 23 and 23 2 and 2 together.

After Cassie left, Daphne felt remorse over her night. She decided to do what any pregnant woman does:

Get cravings.

Soon enough, Daphne gets a baby bump.

Daphne realizes that she has to deal with settling down now, because she can’t go sleeping around town with a toddler at home. Why? Because in Sims 3 legacies, babies aren’t just props. Ahem Friends. I think she was more upset because she had to keep the makeover for a while, though.

Meanwhile, in a cry for attention, Eva begins practicing self harm.

I’ve watched too much Degrassi. 

Don’t be scared, though. Eva’s a Daredevil and she’s just fulfilling her wants.

Daphne decides to break the news to her father. He’s not shocked, because according to him, she spends too much time on beds anyway.

Unfortunately, she had to ruin this brief Father-Daughter bonding moment by talking about the baby’s conception. There’s a reason why EA hides you under the covers, Daph!

But then they patch things up by talking about baby bottles.

And Daph has yet another mood swing by yelling at her father.

But it’s okay, because it’s from the hormones. Right? RIGHT?

Daphne spent a lot of time at home, because she didn’t want the world to see her like this. Besides, politicians don’t like single moms, especially if it’s a combo.

Daphne decides to take the honor upon herself for discussing the birds and bees with Eva.

I don’t know. I just like this picture.

Daria decides to promote her music to the only people that care. To be fair, everybody in Riverview was an Elder by that point. I swear, it’s like they all age up at the same time, then they all die at the same time and the town’s empty for a while, and there are new people.

Meanwhile, pregnant Daphne decided that after months of hiding in her bedroom, it’s time to… pamper yourself at the spa.

Daphne’s crazy cravings continued.

Daphne decided that not even her baby bump could stop her from her LTW. So she met this fine gentleman at the Bistro.

She decided to hide in the bush first just in case if he didn’t like children. But, he did, so…

I think this picture can caption itself.

… I don’t understand why the game lets pregnant Sims blow up in these (even though it’s CC) but they can’t let pregnant Sims wear baggy clothes or something. Maybe they’re saving it for Generations?

Cassie freaks out because she realizes that Daphne never told her about her pregnancy.

It’s a boy! His name is Evan.

Cassie, get used to holding Evan. Something tells me Daphne won’t be the best Mom.

And Daphne’s hair started to grow again.

I had a lot of short hairstyles I never used and decided this would be a good opportunity to use them.

Cassie and Brighton hang out while babysitting Evan.

It’s okay Daphne, it’s not like you have a son or career to care about or anything…

It’s good that Evan sleeps a lot, Daphne.

                         Caretaker Olympics

First event: Babysitting.

Daphne monitors Evan in a bored manner.

Cassie actually appreciates her grandson. I really should’ve change the nursery color, so Cassie wouldn’t be invisible, lol.

Cassie wins a gold for the first event.

 

Second event: The Night Shift.

Daphne clearly doesn’t want to be there. She speaks on her cellphone loudly enough to wake Evan up.

Grandpa Nikolas is quiet and focuses on Evan.

Nikolas wins the gold for the second event.

Daphne takes a cue and starts caring about Evan.

New hairstyle.

Gasp! It’s Evan’s first time being outside the nursery since birth! You know what that means…

Birthday time!

Someone didn’t teach Daphne in her prenatal classes that you don’t put kids on the floor.

But Evan still looks cute, so it’s okay.

Evan wearing black and being a brunette works out really well because he contrasts the nursery. XD

Cassie teaches Evan to read, while…

Daphne’s a smelly alcoholic. Get a grip, Daphne!

Just because the house has 8 Sims in it, doesn’t mean you could freeload off of everyone else as babysitters, Daphne.

I don’t know what the rarest part of this picture is: Eva and Vaughn have been mentioned, or Daphne is actually parenting. Hmm…

Daphne’s alcoholism kicked in again.

But she knows how to trade the bottle of Jack for a baby bottle, so she’s getting better.

Meanwhile, Eva gets an intervention from Vaughn about her self harm.

-Mini spam-.

Now, some of you who keep up with continuity might be wondering, ‘Does Daphne’s baby daddy know about Evan?’. Well…

Now he does.

It seems that Daphne’s the only one who forgot what Evan’s Dad job was.

Evan looks like a fish, according to Pizza Man.

Daphne decides to break things off with Pizza Man. It’s not like she needs him, anyway. She moves on quickly and Evan barely interacts with Daphne, let alone his father who he never knew before. And it’s not like he’s gonna remember much about him as a toddler anyway.

New hair time. This legacy has turned into the Daphne show. D:

Daphne was undateable after she had Evan. I think the guy in the second screenshot was in this screenshot:

Well, he saw her at her worst, so I wouldn’t date her either. XD

Meanwhile in the other half of the double heirdom, Daria has to take care of her cousin’s child.

Congrats Daria. You’ve been a better Mom to Evan in 2 screenshots than Daphne ever will be.

Eva tried to get a boyfriend.

Eva went steady with Percy.

They were together day and night.

Daphne comes back to be a parent, out of nowhere.

Clearly, Evan would rather hang out in a box than talk with his Mom.

Birthday time!

Listen, Eva, I know you’re pissed that Daphne and Evan stole a lot of time from your own plots, but hate me, not Evan! Besides, he’s a 2 year old.

Aw, Eva decided to change her attitude.

And apparently, that’s the only picture I have of Evan. So… yeah.

Will Evan resent his Mom for her lack of parenting skills? Will Evan continue to contact his father? Will Eva make an appearance for more than a few pictures?