The Timbersons: Chapter 29

 

“If you’re my grandma’s cousin, how are you still so young?”

“Clearly, you haven’t seen my hair dye boxes.”

I wonder how this will affect his development in the future.

Here’s a picture to show that Evan’s still relevant. Okay, who am I kidding?

Hey Erich, that’s a good idea. Meeting your future.

As well as saying bye to your present.

Daria still had time to go outside and garden. Even as an elder. Now that’s what I call dedication.

Stay away, Daphne!

I give you good hair, and good clothes. I give you good traits. I make sure you go to the bathroom when your bladder’s in the red. I let you live in a luxurious house. And this is how you return the favor?

Daph: Love is blind.

But you’ve barely known the guy for ten minutes!

Ghost cameos!

He still painted, because I still need portraits.

He also helped ugly homely people exercise.

You’re dead to me, Daphne.

Felix enjoyed writing novels. At 7 years old. Looks like Daphne wasn’t such a bad influence.

Aww, this is a cute bonding scene. Too bad I’m not sure if that’s Percy or Evan. I think it’s Percy. But not completely sure. Do you ever have that moment when you download a new hair or something and you use it on all of your Sims and then they look alike? I’m going through that now.

Way to work off the baby fat yet completely ignore your child, Eva! Spread the love!

He matches with Eva! How adorable. Or clingy. Your choice.

No. Just no.

She’s either reading “The Prince” by Machiovelli, or “He’s Just Not that Into you”. Your choice.

Kid, you should go outside a bit.

Felix: But you don’t! And I’m earning my family money!

You have the rest of your life to do that kid.

Evan was beginning to think about commitment. That concept is such a foreign idea to him, since his mother’s Daphne.

Finally!

Daphne: I never loved him, you know. It was all just an act for his money.

Yeah, right, because I’m sure someone who spends the day around Riverview in a T-Shirt is loaded with cash.

I think the teen is Evan?

Thinking of her child while swimming? Mother of the year!

Finally you stopped writing. That was getting tiresome. And I think the social worker was going to report us for child labor sooner or later.

Mother of the year wardrobe!

Speaking of wardrobe, Daphne updated hers.

Daphne threw campaign parties at the pool. Which is smart because she definitely has a swimsuit body.

Too bad the tombstone killed the mood.

Felix was making friends. I’m so proud of him!

Felix: Eh, don’t be so excited. She doesn’t like to talk about homework. I don’t see this working out.

Okay then…

At least you could bake into her heart.

Felix: I’m only doing this because nobody’s making food for me, and I can’t stand cereal.

o.o

It’s cool that Felix is friends with a teen. It’s embarrassing that Evan is Felix’s personal chauffeur.

But he found someone. Which is good.

Even more evidence that Eva’s the mother of the year.

At least this guy looks like he’s her age.

Wow! She’s cleaning! I’m so shocked!

And she’s helping people work out. Looks like it’s reelection time.

Wow. Felix is already getting dates.

Or not.

 

I love how the ghosts in this game either take care of the kids or just float around awkwardly. I see them more than some Sims who are usually at work.

Please don’t. You two can’t even take care of one kid. Daphne’s taking care of Felix more.

I added a deck to the house! Now they have an open place to celebrate birthdays. Great for pictures.

 

Erich finally began to paint portraits.

Now they’re going to be remembered via oil painting. How sweet.

No, Daph, don’t. You’ve crossed the line this time. You can’t break Eva’s heart.

Way to go, Percy! You showed her.

What? I don’t even know anymore.

Wait, you rejected her, and you’re saying she broke your heart? So confusing.

Here’s a less confusing couple, though. They love each other. Simple as that.

Mother of the year wardrobe!

And here’s a picture of Felix looking moody.

And Percy was taking the time to learn the family’s history.

THIS IS HOW WEINERGATE HAPPENED. Politicians were doing things they shouldn’t be doing online. Riverview is probably gonna go into a depression now or something because of Daphne’s poor leadership.

Eva and Percy are back together.

Evan is upset because his girlfriend, Kirstin, grew up.

But this shouldn’t be too big of an issue as Evan grew up.

Eva was getting a tattoo when she found out her Mom passed away. RIP Daria.

If she wasn’t dressing in Mother of the Year Costumes, maybe she’d find out on time.

Evan got a job in the military. He used Kirstin for support for Daria’s death.

And let’s end this update with Felix’s birthday. I really thank EA for having this hair in Ambitions. It hides huge foreheads and makes heads more round.