Chapter 30

Evan decided to propose to his girlfriend, Kristen. How does she take it?

That’s okay, Kirstin, I don’t blame you for saying no.

To forget cope with Daria’s death, Eric began to train townies.

And Eva got a tattoo of a rose on her arm. Y’know, since her mom was sort of a gardener and all.

Felix began spouse hunting making new friends.

Shockingly, she still said no.

And Eric was still at the gym.

Evan: We should move in together.

Kirstin: Sure. Are we going to move to your place, with your mom and the others?

Evan: Well, yeah. I might be the legacy heir, after all.

No you won’t, Evan.

Kirstin:  The what?

Evan: Nevermind, you wouldn’t understand.

Kirstin: But if we move in, won’t it be crowded?

Evan: Good point. And you might confuse me for Percy. That would be awkward.

But you two have one difference, Evan. He has somewhat of a bigger personality than you.

Third time’s the charm.

And you’re already making wedding plans? She barely agreed to marry you. What if she backs out on the day of the wedding?

It’s great that Kirstin wants to meet the family. It’s not so great that her first time meeting them includes her in pajamas.

Evan: That was Kirstin. We’re getting married this week.

Felix: Congratulations! That deserves a pat on the back. I never thought you’d get married.

Evan: Should I say thank you or be offended?

Evan: We’re getting married next week.

Felix: I know. You told me before.

Kirstin decided to start her career in designing homes. What better time than when your rich fiancé can afford a drafting table?

Kirstin couldn’t be any more excited for the wedding.

The wedding was that night.

Evan: I’m so glad we got married!

Kirstin: Yeah, whatever, I need to start my dream of designing homes.

These two waste no time.

Hey you two, get a room.

Evan: This is our room.

Oh, nevermind then…

Kirstin, what happened to your home designing dreams?

Kirstin: What happened to ‘Oh, nevermind then…?’

You two aren’t worth it. Keep this up much longer and you two will be out of the house.

I didn’t mean that literally, Kirstin. Oh, wait, you’re pregnant!

Kirstin loves to look at her wedding ring.

Almost as much as she loves looking at her new baby bump!

Felix began to take an interest in inventing. The sparks were flying. after all. :P

Daphne decided to pursue more men. This is a good idea, since her biological clock was ticking.

For some reason, Kirstin told Eva she was pregnant before Evan. Who am I to judge her thoughts, though?

Crap.

Evan to the rescue!

Felix: Thanks, Evan! You should get a medal!

Felix: You’re not at all evil, unlike my mom!

What a nice mother-son bonding moment!

That was a fast pregnancy. Especially seeing that she only told one person in the house that she was pregnant.

Evan: You were pregnant? Why didn’t you tell me?

Kirstin: Did you see my stomach? Did I have to tell you?

Evan: Well, it could’ve just been a weight gain…

GUYS, this could keep on going. Shouldn’t you pick up your daughter?

Kirstin: He’s right. Let’s go home.

Mother of the year. And it only took a couple of hours.

Here’s a close up of the daughter. By the way, her name is Fantasia. I think. I don’t know. These pictures were from over a year ago.

Daphne: I’m a grandma? Like, a grandparent? Does this mean I have to move to a retirement home? Do I have to start dressing more conservatively? Should I settle down?

To answer your questions in order, Daph, yes, yes, no, maybe, and maybe. But in the mean time, you should celebrate, because…

It’s Fantasia’s birthday!

Aww, how adorable. Even if she looks more like Daphne than either of the two.

Daphne began to warm up to the idea of being a grandma. It helped that her granddaughter looks exactly like her.

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And if you’re wondering, that’s one of Felix’s creations.

Okay, I lied. I don’t think that this spam will end.

But hey, birthday time!

A little too ‘child beauty pagent’y, but still adorable.

Felix spent his spare time in junk yards.

Fantasia: Mommy, why do I only look like Grandma?

Kirstin: Uh, that’s a very good question. It’s so good that I’m going to save it later.

Eva: The key to a good relationship is honesty. And fidelity.

Oh poor Eva, if you only knew what was going on…

And Daph, what happened to the guy from before?

Daphne also spent time with Fantasia, though.

Yay, Felix is doing something a normal teen would do for once. I bet he’s playing Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. :P

Fantasia:  Hey man who’s not biologically my grandfather or related to me, yet lives with us anyway. What do I call you, anyway?

Eric: A relative?

Evan: Why, yes, I do enjoy my job in the military. I get to still live at home and see my family.

Evan: What do you mean I have to move?

Evan: So I could stay in Riverview, but not here, in my own home?

Evan:What’s that? You’ll pay for my house? Okay!

Evan: Kirstin! Fantasia! We have to move for my job!

They’re downstairs. I don’t think they’re going to hear you.

With Evan, Kirstin, and Fantasia all out of the house, how will the household take up the three empty slots? Is it fair that the one time Evan got featured, he left? Probably not!